By Nate Feldman
Josh is sitting down at a table for his Thanksgiving feast. He's eating pumpkin pie with ice cream, candied yams with marshmallows, a bowl of cranberry sauce with Turkey and stuffing. He gets a phone call from his friend Julia.
Josh: Hello?
Oh, hi Julia! Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah, I was just sitting down to my Thanksgiving feast.
I'm having the ushe. Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, candied yams with marshmallows, pumpkin pie a la mode, and later I'll get out a box of chocolates. What are you having?
Vegan turkey, spinach salad, and cous cous? Sounds healthy!
Josh smiles.
Yeah, well, I must admit I have a bit of a sweet tooth.
Josh makes a perturbed face.
Well, I'm not quite a health nut like you are, but you don't have to look down on me.
I must say you've got some issues you need to deal with yourself.
Like your bad social skills! You're a real turnoff, you know?!
OK, well enjoy your boring health crap while I indulge myself in a delicious meal!
Josh hangs up the phone and chows down on his feast, defiantly.
