Monday, October 28, 2024

Monster Hunters, Jess and Paula Meet Manny the Monster

By Nate Feldman

It is almost twilight, and Jess and Paula, the Monster Hunters, are walking through a dense part of the woods.  They are trying to get Manny the Monster to become a part of their Monster Preserve.  

Paula: We'll be there in any minute.  His cabin is just around the corner. 

Jess: And remind me, what is the best way to lure this creature?

Paula: Let me do the talking.  I can understand Monsterese a bit.  

Jess: If you say so.  But, this isn't any ordinary monster.  Eight people have vanished without a trace in this area.  People are pretty sure Manny is responsible.  It's hard to ignore the chronic violence the community has been facing.

Paula: We have to take a chance dialoguing with him.  People typically panic around monsters as I am sure you know by now.  They get totally stressed out!  We've both agreed that dialogue is the best way to transform a savage monster into a more docile one.

Suddenly, Manny the Monster appears on the right side.  He stares at Jess and Paula.  The two girls freeze.